Rumsfeld-ese and the weather

I mean, he says that the hot weather is causing the insurgency.  Well there's something else that is causing the hot weather. Its linked to human activities, and its a substance the neocons want more of than anything in the world, (laws, treaties, civil rights, civilians, the environment, the planet, be damned).  

Here's Rumsfeld-ese on the flip (decoded), and the real reasons why things are heating up, on the ground and in the atmosphere...